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TheEnd TheEnd

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I want to finish this game but...

I found this game to be very interesting, i would love to finish it as it has a very deep and meaningful experience, and i find that i really like the questions and the battles as they are very thought provoking, i would even like to play through the game several times to see how many endings i could get, playing it through the first time how i really feel and hold that as my true answer and then just seeing the different possibilities unfold.

Unfortunately however, i find the platform aspect of the game to be just a meaningless filler that serves no purpose but to aggravate the players and make the game much longer than it needs to be, i only got into the 3rd level before rage quitting the game because i hate platforming with sticky controls and environments that don't work the way that they should all the time.


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Pigs Can Fly Pigs Can Fly

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome game

love it! it took me a min to figure out that my previous actions would make a difference later but once i did it was pretty smooth sailing from there. beat it with relative ease but on the later levels i found it helped for me to take it one step at a time and then redo individual potions continuing the steps one at a time and it would eventually fall into place.

for anyone thinking its bugged because it resets the puzzle after you click off the potion, and feel like you should blam this piece after being stuck like on level two, click the other potion after it resets (gasp) little patience goes a long way with these types of games.



Blue Knight - Blue Knight -

Rated 1 / 5 stars

several things just plain wrong

first thing, why did i have to find a gun? if i was sent there to eleminate all the threats there then why wouldnt i already have a gun? what do the guys who sent me there expect me to do? jump on them like mario (which BTW doesnt work and it should)
so my guy cant swim at all? he's supossed to be trained for survival and stuff and he cant even swim? i understand he's probobly wearing a space suit but still.. and he cant hold his breath for a little while so he dies instantly when he comes in contact with it? whats the water made out of, acid? if that was the case then it should kill you instantly when you touch it at knee deep too, sence he apperantly is related to the wicked which of oz and melts when he gets wet.
ok so i found a diving suit, makes sence that it would allow you to breath underwater, but once agian, he wouldnt be sent there with one? what about his space suit? its ment to keep air in his helmet in SPACE i would assume he could use that while he's underwater, sence thats the only explaination as to why he wouldnt be able to swim at all to begin with. and have you seen how they train our astronauts? they train them underwater, and they float, they would be able to swim.
nothing you do in this game makes any kind of logical sence whatsoever!

only thing i can say good about this game is that it technically works and i didnt find any glitches. so at least the programing is solid so you get some points for that.



Necronator Necronator

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

got boring really quick

just summon a couple zombies turn on auto and go make a sandwich and you win.... just feels like there should be more things to do.

i'll give ya props for a good idea though.



Escaping the Prison Escaping the Prison

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

pretty fun

i enjoyed playing through and just see'ing what would happen through all the differant choices, some of them where very creative and funny.

one thing bothering me though, after you use a the drill and you end up in the bathroom you have a choice between the "opaciter" and the crowbar, well when you click the opaciter it says you become more opague, you got that backwards, when somethign is opague you CANNOT see through it, and in fact it is impossible to become MORE opague, i beleave the word you was looking for was "transparent" or "tranluceint" (i know i may not have spelled those right but whatever)


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PuffballsUnited responds:

Thank you for not being a jerk about that joke.


SporeCraft SporeCraft

Rated 4 / 5 stars

its cool but i think there is a glitch

the game has a nice concept, my biggest problem though is i would make these awesome nearly indestructible cells with 96% armor and they do like 70 damage a hit but they would attack like one thing and then i'd tell them to attack something else and they would move like 2 inces and just stop, happned alot to more than just a couple of my cells, did several waves of cells that would all end up doin that, so basicly i'd tell them to attack one thing and then they was basicly useless cuz they wont do anything anymore.

fix that glitch and its golden.


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Nemo responds:

Thanks, man. I'm working on getting that fixed now.


Speedway 2005 Speedway 2005

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

crap.

absolutly no real instructions, use the spacebar to drive your moterbike, ok, how the hell you steer it? i tried it over and over agian pressing arrow keys and well just about everything imaginable and i couldnt make it do anything but crash into the median as soon as i started, why does it start off turning like that anyways?

even if i could get it to work the game isnt much to look at, its like nascar, with slow moving motercycles, no twists and turns no hills or jumps and the topdown view looks bad, there wasnt any sound exept the "haha you failed!" sound when you hit the middle thing.

i cant help but feel you made this game and posted it just to anger people and see how horrible of a review you could get. If that was your goal, then congratulations.


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Record Tripping Record Tripping

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

good game but..

very original and interesting to play, i thought that the game was rather fun however there was one thing to me killed it and made me stop playing it a little too early...
the woman reading the book was very very very annoying to me, not sure what it was about her but i simply couldnt stand to hear her endless rambling about nothingness, especially when i needed to backup and she ended up saying the same thing over and over agian.



Giraffe Attack Giraffe Attack

Rated 4 / 5 stars

my kingdom for a little wiggle room

at first i died a few times on the very first par tand started thinking it was stupid, then i tried it one more time and i got the lazers. 0.o

its a good concept but the main thing about it is you dont have alot of room to dodge things, if it was a bit wider then i personally think it would be more fun, then you could make it longer and have more rediculous powerups.



Friendly Fire: BaG Friendly Fire: BaG

Rated 4 / 5 stars

good game

i really liked it, i liked the amount of weopons in the game and the tre system you used for them, i like the amount of blood and gore in it.

couple of things need changed though, first of all its nearly impossible to read anything on the menus and such becuase you have white letters on a light background, if you have a light background do dark letters and vise-versa or you cant see them very well. the controls can be a little frustrating at times, particularly with the aiming, its nearly impossible to aim straigh forward becuase of how the screen moves with your cursor, last thing is some of the sound, the same music gets very annoying after a couple mins, mix it up, and the dude you are playing constantly doin that ~do do do~ whatever he was doin was annoying too.

other than this it was a great game and i hope to see more.


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