Ulluhtac's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Black On White]

bleh

This is a game, i'll give you points for that.... however...
Its so easy it is insulting
the campain mode is bugged, you cannot drag anything on the 3rd level!
and the sound was repeatitive and annoying.
Nice work but try agian.

funkycaveman responds:

it was made before i had made the two other games, current working on my 4 flash game, made 3 games in 4 months, seeing it is not my job yet, a 2.5 score out of 5 is good, my current game is gonna be alot better hopefuly, look out for it in the future, WarZones...

[Supercar Showdown]

OMG is this what i think it is?

I was expecting a racing game not a car dressup game! >.<
No sound, no animation, no gameplay, no storyline, just a bunch of pictures you can pick up and put on top of two non moving pictures of cars... this isnt a game.. this isnt anything... if i wanted to do this i'd play with photoshop for a while!

[Head Shot Mayhem]

alright

first off i simply must ask what is up with the big stupid flashing reload screen? its rediculous and breaks up the action but not in a good way. Second question is what is up with the "zombies" being random impossible sizes? i had one so freekn small i coudn't even see it till it got really close then i wasted all my bullets trying to hit the ant got the reload screen and as soon as i come back all of a sudden all i see is a giant head in the middle of my screen for a split second and my health goes down! that needs fixing lolz.

[-Cannon Blaster-]

Rargh i cant beat level 11!

This is very much like the good old fashioned Donkey Kong Country games which is nice.. i cant beat level 11 and like yousaid yourself I wish this was pie! nice job on recreating the barrel obstacles from those wonderfull games.. really took me back to the SNES days.

[[Slayer I]: Dark Knight]

i beat him..

It just took me a good 15 mins of enduring his stupid attacks! i took a full brute force line with like 10 points in the regeneration talent.. my health never went below 100 no matter how many times he hit me in a row my health was always inbetween 110 and 130. not sure if there is a faster way of doing it while being freekn invinsable but those 15 mins of my life i spent watching him do the same "you cant hit me becuase i'm surrounded by electricity " attack that he sometimes did 6 times in a row was enough for me.

[Particle Pong]

interesting concept

I have to say that the sparks that flew off the paddles was more distracting than pretty, and the computer is well..... i think the computer has in IQ of 12... the only time the ball ever got past me was when those pesky gravity wells popped up.. its almost impossible to figure out where the ball is going to go when it hits one of those.
Other than that its pretty solid.. i didn't really notice any glitches, the motions where smooth enough and there was enough sound for a pong game without overdoing it.

[A One Level Game]

oh dear god

For a second there i was thinking more along the terms of "you have to burn the rope"... i was sadly and sorely misaken... and no i didn't beat it....
pretty dang good, but the music got on my nerves very quicky, and i even like that song.. well sorta, maybe not anymore lol. i dunno i just just don't feel that was the right kinda music to put in this game.. becuase for a good 3 minutes of my life all i heard was "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" every 3 seconds. other than that its a good challenge to those who are more hardcore about beating every single game they set their eye's on..

[Fuzzy McFluffenstein!]

ZOMG

That was alot more violent thani was expecting, the mice explode in little pieces as their eyeballs and brians fly through the air. It was greatand funny it was cute yet maliciously bloody at the same time and i like how as you go on the adorible littlekitty gets covered in blood very well done.
I'm only giving this a 9 becuase of the lack or replayablity.

[Defend Your Dirt]

It's ok

I really liked the rapid fire powerup it made me smile :)

What i didn't like however was that your game had to pause every lvl just to show the dumptruck adding to your dirt pile.

The only thing left to upgrade is the simple lack of variety, i'm sure you've heard it many times already though so i'm not going to repeat everyone else like some kinda broken record.

[Black Sheep Acres]

WOW

I was not quite aware that it takes 3 9mm rounds to the face to down a bunny, or that they could headbutt a stonewall and knock it down in seconds.

That aside the pistol is the most powerful weop in the game till you get the flamethrower being that it has unlimited ammo and you can just spam click to make it a machine gun. Once i got a flamethrower though i was untouchable, i got the giant deer boss and quickly tryied to use up my rifle ammo while it was at a distance.. used all 60 rounds and only got it down to 3/4 of its health then i got out my flamethrower and held the button down for a half a second and it died instantly.Think the game could use a little bit of balancing in that respect.

Could use some music in the background while i'm relentlessly murdering adorable forest creatures. As far as the drawings and animations though it was pretty smooth. i'll give ya a 7.