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[WW: I can't explain]

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thats it?... thats all you got for us? please tell me that it does something after the line "my father fucked me" ..... cuz i let it sit there for a good minute and nothing... but even if it does.. its still... ok let me do this systematicly so you understand.

Animation: non-existant, nothing moved.. just words popping up on the screen...
Sound: what sound? there was sound? no... there wasnt..
Artwork: just letters.. which you just type.. so ya..
Storyline: pointless, one time i woke up and my father raped me is not a story... its a sentence.

now do you understand why i'm giving this a zero?

n0ise responds:

s0und

[Zero Gravity ep. 1]

Freekn funny!!

I love your style of humor, its grweat and i want to see more... but i have some questions..
1. why is it that all the characters have faces and stuff like that, except zero?
2. Where did you get the name Zero Gravity for a character, and why does everyone say his full name every time they are talking about him?
3. why do almost all the characters voices sound the same? I can understand that they where probobly voiced by one guy but you can still change it up a bit.

Like i said, i love your style of humor and i'll be looking for P2 for more of this but i think you need to work on your sound a bit, the scene where the one guy is strapped to the rocket and screams "i'll kill you!" in particular sounds very unemotional, sounds like he's just saying it kind loudly but not actually screaming.. which he shoulda been doing.

ThePatstar responds:

1. it's a long story.
2. Zero Gravity got his name because he has spent most of his life in space...I guess. Honestly I'm not sure, but that's one theory.
3. Yeah, I tried to change it up a bit, but I guess I didn't do so well on that front. It's my first time voice acting.

and yeah, I'll admit that "i'll kill you!" line did sound kinda lame. I'm not so great with the screaming parts, but I'll work on it. Thanks for the review.

[T. TotallyBS, Lucky Star!]

cute

It was adorible, not really funny, i mean it was a little funny... but mostly just discustingly cute. and i'll give ya points for that. everything else.. well you have some work to do. Keep it up though.

omegafinal responds:

As long as you found them extremely cute, it's all good by me. Also glad to hear you found it funny, even if it's just a bit.

[Wacky Pod Races]

very well done

That brings back some good old memories, ahhhh... such simpler times those where.. anyways.
Your animation was pretty accurate with the old wacky races.
Some of the sounds got a little annoying at times... like darth dastardly. he got very annoying. But i'm sure that if i was to watch the old wacky races cartoons agian id think this sounded very good in compairison.
Your artwork was very solid and well done.
And your storyline remains very true to the old cartoon. Though i cant help but feel, as i used to feel about good old (ehem) bad old dick dastardly, that darth dastardly might have actually won or at least came in a decent place in the end if he wasnt always pulling ahead of everyone then stopping to watch his stupid little traps fail.

Overall it is a very nice representation of the wacky races, very high quality, and i love the touch of star wars it just seemed to fit this thing perfectly!

StuffAnimation responds:

It would have been nice to let Dastardly win, and if he stopped using dirty tricks he may have.

[chainSAW: Melon Trap]

Interesting...

Wouldnt the fact that its seedless... make it less threatning? afterall... seeds would hurt if they got in your eyes or something... ANYWAYS
Your animation is getting better and better.
I didnt hear the hum noises.
you deffinatly have your own artstyle which is improving.
I think i like the idea for your first one better, more plausible. But interesting nonetheless.

cyotecody555 responds:

Yeah,, I think it'll be hard to make a better trap than the scrotum one cus that trap was so pathetic lol

[Antic-imated]

pretty dang good

I like it quite a bit.
Your animation is very smooth for frame by frame.
Your choice of music is superb.
You show a nack for originallity and creativity.
And though it was random in nature everything flowed into each other very nicely.

I feel that if you do something with a bit more time put into it it will get on front page and stay there for a while.

gankro responds:

who says this one won't get FP?

[Splinter Cell: TSC]

Alright lets get started

OK yes you have vastly improved your artwork.. i'm proud of ya.

Animation: still a little weird at times but gets the point across just fine, the only thing i would like to see from you in the future fromthis department is to speed up the action a bit, some sceens felt like they took forever.
Sound: not bad, sometimes the music kinda drowned out what people was saying a little bit but they was still understandable.. ony other thing is that all the people sounded a little too much like each other.. i could tell that you did the voice for fisher and lambert and you dont want that.
Storyline: I really like the basic idea.. your mission.. is to get a cupcake! lol but i think you shoulda made that more of a joke and held that back a bit. Also i wanted to break that stupid radio.. especially at the end! You really like that song?? Cuz if you do i'd like to know where i can choke you! lol J/K

Overall: i think you are making great strides from your previous work, still need a little polishing but that just takes a bit of practice.

cyotecody555 responds:

lol actually my brother did Lambert,
yeah I don't remember how I chose Mambo No. 5 for the song in it.
Thanks for the review, the only new ideas for flashes I have now is the Wild Ride 3
I'll really have to work on that animation ;)

[A SlapHappy Quickie #6]

Random

Nothing wrong with random, i like random in fact.
You said yourself in the title that it is a quickie.. therefore i have no right to say something about it being short.
So really the only thing that i can complain about it the fact that i couldnt understand what the blob was saying, i had to read... and well... some people dont like having to do that. Not that i really mind a whole lot.. but other people might and i have to take that into consideration.

tehslaphappy responds:

Ok, thanks. Noted.

[Real World Pokemon]

Not bad

I like your artwork, its not bad.
The jokes arn't bad either.
The only thing i can think of that needs to be fixed is the sound.. it was really really loud! even with my volume litterally next to mute i was still afraid i might wake up other people in my house.

tacobuttfish responds:

Yeah, sorry about that, glad you liked it though!

[Madness Marvelous]

rargh

For amadness vid the action was way way way too slow... its like, walk in.... oh theres someone there... wait a few seconds.. pull out your gun... wait... shoot at him... guy walks up from behind.... very slowly becuase he is taking baby steps like an idiot.. oh you back kick him.... which for some reason kills him...
I mean common man! if your going to use such a fast paced song make the animation fast too, if it doesnt sinc well with the music the music gets annoying.
And before you say something about my computer, no i wasnt lagging or something that would make it go slower. It really is too slow paced and everything only takes place in one room?

ZayanuZaroc responds:

Yeah but if I make make it to 30 fps you won't see what happens and the movie will be 10 seconds!